Thursday, September 01, 2005

I'll Be Back

I'll be back soon and often to to tell you all about my arrogant in-laws. You won't believe that people like this exist anywhere but in comical movies or gothic novels, but they do. And it's such a sad fact. Every ounce of energy and every resource that they can draw upon is used toward putting on their displays of self-righteousness, but I see them behind the scenes and after the curtain is drawn closed for the evening. They are hollow, empty people. They are arrogant with nothing to be arrogant about. They have to be self-righteous, because there is no true righteousness about them. They lie. They manipulate. They use people. And all with smiles on their faces as they welcome you into their home for a cup of tea, where they then do nothing but whine and complain about how there are not enough people in the world suitable for their friendship.

I have never known a group of people more ridiculous than this!

Stay tuned for:
  • all the details of how I got into this mess of being married into this family
  • thinly-disguised yet detailed descriptions of their antics
  • my back-and-forth internal debate about whether or not I need to divorce in order to separate myself from the lot of them
  • my harmless but disrespectful revenges that I take whenever an opportunity presents itself . . . this blog for example
  • and more!

I hope readers will leave their comments for me. I sincerely appreciate all non-abusive feedback. Do you think I'm going too far with my actions? Tell me about it. If you think there is something wrong with me, I take it as a favor for you to say so. I'm trying my best to stay on the high road, but in my circumstances--and in trying to maintain my sanity with this bunch--it is so difficult. Do you agree with my thoughts and actions? Please, tell me that too. I would find positive feedback affirming. Do you have advice for me? Please, please, please share. Have in-law horror stories of your own? Tell me. Perhaps I won't feel so all alone anymore.

3 Comments:

Blogger Bob Gentry said...

howdy...a new blogger eh? Welcome :)

3:34 PM  
Blogger vengeance-in-law said...

Thanks!

3:35 PM  
Blogger Divya said...

Hello, I recently came across your blog. I can see that your posts are quite old, the last one being in 2006. I wonder how you are doing now? I am sure a lot of people reading this blog would love to have some updates from you about your new life.

Hope to hear back from you!!

5:20 AM  

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